Post by Blah on Feb 15, 2006 20:28:19 GMT -5
k, here it is:
Bob the window washer was, of course, washing the window of a regular customer, John, who was a stuck-up person. While washing the window, Bob saw a cat walk along the sidewalk accompanied by an old lady in a pink hat. As the cat went down the walk-way with the lady, Bob thought of the loving bond between ladies and cats. John, who was making sure every bit of his window was polished as clean as a sanitized-whistle, snapped Bob back to reality from fantasy. As Bob, also nick-named Bobby, was beginning to end his wiping, John, who was random at random times, decided to push Bob from up-top of the 2nd floor window to the down-low of hell. Since decisions take a split-second, the tragic happening happened in a split-quarter-second. Unfortunatly, as John found out, the Earth stopped Bob from getting to hell. As the old lady called nine-one-one to get an ambulence, John walked toward Bob. Bob, knowing John as a random-at-random-times person, knew a random-at-random-times question will follow after this random-at-random-times happening. John said, "Bob, whats one plus one?"
Bob the window washer was, of course, washing the window of a regular customer, John, who was a stuck-up person. While washing the window, Bob saw a cat walk along the sidewalk accompanied by an old lady in a pink hat. As the cat went down the walk-way with the lady, Bob thought of the loving bond between ladies and cats. John, who was making sure every bit of his window was polished as clean as a sanitized-whistle, snapped Bob back to reality from fantasy. As Bob, also nick-named Bobby, was beginning to end his wiping, John, who was random at random times, decided to push Bob from up-top of the 2nd floor window to the down-low of hell. Since decisions take a split-second, the tragic happening happened in a split-quarter-second. Unfortunatly, as John found out, the Earth stopped Bob from getting to hell. As the old lady called nine-one-one to get an ambulence, John walked toward Bob. Bob, knowing John as a random-at-random-times person, knew a random-at-random-times question will follow after this random-at-random-times happening. John said, "Bob, whats one plus one?"